The masters would recommend that the work people wash themselves every morning

Some great rules oft'mill. Shameless plug- we sell these in the shop for £2 if you're keen to stick by them? Some of them seem outrageous, but some make good sense. Why wouldn't you want a clean workforce that didn't 'visit the necessary' unaccompanied on works time? Poor things, working a 13 hour day didn't really leave much for this other than in work I suppose!

Goosey!

I met with Mr Goose whilst walking around the Mill Pond at Helmshore today